Genocide’s never looked better for the environment!
With the FDA and EPA exchanging lube, CFC-based inhalers are being phased out. The inhalers, which currently make up an estimated 85% of the market, contribute to .1% of CFC compounds mining for gold in your nostrils. Nevertheless, the FDA is replacing these inhalers with HFA-based inhalers in an effort to go green.
It certainly isn’t a ploy on the part of HFA harpies who only have about 3% of the US market, nor is it aimed at killing off the millions of people who rely on these every day!
Three out of four HFA-inhalers also contain ethanol. Ethanol (a corn-based product) is a known bronchoconstrictor, so your lungs will feel like they’re being given a warm squeeze every time. The new inhalers also require deeper breathing to be effective, so be sure to remember that when you’re gasping like Paris Hilton out of water. As of 2009, there will be no alternative to these items on the market, so those of you with corn allergies, you’ll be weeded out from the master race soon enough.
The hotastic president of the SS also voted to pull OTC inhalers off the market, so low income lung-seizers will become a thing of the past. No generic form of albuterol inhaler will be available until 2017. By then, the population will have thinned enough that the good air particles aren’t being wasted.
For those of you who aren’t utter douchebags, visit:
https://www.savecfcinhalers.org/
And save a life.
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